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How to Go Where It Is Nice
Here’s a fun one out of the notebook where I describe the products I will someday claim to have come up with years ago, once many others have spilt buckets of blood, sweat, and tears manifesting them. These are not fatuous claims, nor are they worthwhile. What does an elephant say about a Jeep? Anyway, I found myself sorely disappointed when I Googled for “Best time of year to go to New Zealand”.